The Full Moon – The Other Me

The daily prompt today on WordPress is Full Moon…

When the full moon happens, you turn into a person who’s the opposite of who you normally are. Describe this new you.

This ‘new me’ would be like a ‘super version’ of myself.

She’d keep her cool in the smallest of crises.

She’d always have a witty comeback.

She’d never spill anything on her white top.

She’d never trip over the cracks in the pavement in her skyscraper heels.

She wouldn’t embarrass herself at pay-at-pump petrol stations.

She’d never attempt to go ‘up’ the ‘down’ escalator in shops.

She’d be able to park in any parking space, by reverse parking.

She’d never have smeared nail varnish.

She’d never bump into things and give herself bruises.

She’d know, just because of her sheer ‘superness’, just how quirky and real she actually is and she wouldn’t give a damn about what other people thought of her.